Today I will be lecturing everyone on time management. Time management is an integral part of being a successful student at Georgia tech. You can’t push off a podcast, a blog, a music video, and three tests until fraternity hell week/semiformal weekend when you conveniently get sick. It just doesn’t work. You end up slacking/failing on everything that needs to be done. Failing everything is never a good option. That is where the magic of time management comes in. Start working on things before their deadline is a week away. You’ll give yourself a much more flexible schedule if you do. In case you aren’t the brightest, I am swamped with shit that needs to be done (listed above).
Thankfully though, I have been practicing some forms of time management and am not totally boned. I am already completely prepared for one of my tests because I’ve been studying for it all semester. This is an excellent feeling and I’d recommend studying in advance to everyone. I’m semi prepared for another because I’ve been going to class and doing the homework. I understand the material and just need a refresher on the earlier lessons. The third… ummmm… yeah. Not so much prepared. At all. I’m basically screwed. It sucks when your thermodynamics teacher doesn’t speak English because thermodynamics is gibberish anyway. Having to sort through two layers of gibberish is almost impossible. That test will be super-duper fun. I guess what I have done a horrible job trying to say is don’t procrastinate or you’ll die at Georgia tech. You can’t always expect your teacher to except stupid quotes from movies you find funny for a grade. Not all teachers are that awesome. Thankfully though, some are
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